Dear Ladies,

I am having a pre-ebay Wardrobe Sale!

I am hanging up my Jimmy’s and swapping to Wellies in order to raise funds for my family living in the villages of Philippines. Currently they live in Bamboo huts, drawing water from the well with limited electricity. The current salary paid to Farmers and Labourers is 15 cents a day, therefore not allowing them to invest in proper homes! My family’s goal, is to build them a decent yet basic home with proper facilities by the end of the year.

So I am selling some of my frocks, jewellery, shoes, dresses, tops etc. If you are interested in having a look at some of the items please let me know and I will email you all the items.

I have until this Friday to sell the items, so if your interested please act quick and I can bring them in for you.

Big Thanks
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— This is either the funniest or most offensive email of the year.